1. Squat in a volcano

2. Use a masque of volcanic ash on your booty

3. Do poppers and go into a volcanic sandbath.

4. Use a Storz & Bickel Volcano Vaporizer to boof a balloon of cannabis vapor.

5. Be entombed by Mt. Vesuvius during the destruction of Pompeii.

6. Do this lava booty workout!

7. Shove this lava lamp up your ass.

8. Shove this larger lava lamp up your ass.

9. Eating a Carolina Reaper from Josh’s Jungle will make your booty feel like lava.

10. These flame leggings will make your booty look like lava.