1. Squat in a volcano
2. Use a masque of volcanic ash on your booty
3. Do poppers and go into a volcanic sandbath.
4. Use a Storz & Bickel Volcano Vaporizer to boof a balloon of cannabis vapor.
5. Be entombed by Mt. Vesuvius during the destruction of Pompeii.
7. Shove this lava lamp up your ass.
8. Shove this larger lava lamp up your ass.
9. Eating a Carolina Reaper from Josh’s Jungle will make your booty feel like lava.